Mule Slap 

Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."

Mule Slap by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009

Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

Face like a slapped mule's ass by andy vale July 13, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016