mudguard

Bald guy with shit for brains.

ie: shiny on top, shit underneath.

Guy1 "Did you hear what delivery date he agreed to during that phone call?"

Guy2 "We'll never meet the deadline, our boss is such a fucking mudguard."

by John Landers February 5, 2004

Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.

Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.

by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010