Mud Turkey 

A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.

I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it

Mud Turkey by Yabbagabba November 20, 2016

Mud Turkey 

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

Mud Turkey by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Mud turkey 

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

Mud turkey by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud turkey 

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

Mud turkey by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Mud Turkey 

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

Mud Turkey by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

Musturkey 

A frail bird, known by it's distinctive mating call "Gobble, Gobble", wanders the yards in the hope of a mate.

Seen lurking with the Musbear, the Musturkey will often turn on the innocent for prey

Student1: "Did you just hear the Musturkey?"
Student2: "No?"
Musturkey: "Gobble, Gobble.. GOBBLE"
Student2: "Ahh Yes, Now I do"

Musturkey by FROFMASTER January 5, 2010