Mr. Perfect
Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.
Mr. Perfect by Jojack January 7, 2008
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Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise
Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.
Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise by Iri$$ January 11, 2009
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Mr Perfect
A semi-erect penis, as visibly sported by the late WWF (now WWE) superstar Mr Perfect during the 1989 Survivor Series as he wrestled Jimmy Snuka.
Mr Perfect by JimmyHart November 27, 2009
Mr.Perfect
A guy who has curly hair and is so good looking most people think he is gay but he isn't.He is so perfect EVERYONE talks about him and knows who he is.
Mr.Perfect by wv21 October 15, 2011
Mr Perfect
A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)
Mr Perfect by Gaysh February 17, 2009
mr perfect
A man who turns old before his time. He is of verry mature mind compared to others of his age. The weekend is when full maturity blossom's. - off to bed at 9:30pm, no gargle, rub shells hair and go to sleep. The mature man does this while all the other "Lunatics" are out having a good time.
mr perfect by Mark Conway December 10, 2007
Mr. Perfectly Fine
Someone who promised not to leave but then leaves anyway. And soon enough, he's got his arm 'round a brand new girl, and while you're picking up your heart he's been pickin' up her.
Mr. Perfectly Fine by ConeyIslandGirl.xx June 7, 2021
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