Mr. Happy Pants

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

by CrystalB85 March 18, 2007

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2004

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage

An expression used to describe a vagina.

Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

by hotbitchesmotherphucker October 31, 2011