Mpod 

1. Any of the category of devices that is similar in design to an Ipod and plays MP3's. Any digital storage device capable of playing MP3s, that is not an Apple Ipod.

2. A small electronic device for playing MP3s over headphones. The original mass produced unit (Years before the Ipod) was the Diamond Rio complete with 32 Megabytes of flash memory and a slot for A SmartMedia Card that could at the time hold another 32 megabytes (They eventually maxed out at 128 megabytes.) This name came much later after the Ipod started dominating the market with its inferior technology, but superior marketing to yuppies, tweens and those that know very little about technology.

3. Any MP3 playing Pod.

I wanted to a new MP3 player, but those Nanos were overpriced and far inferior to what was actually available so I bought a Sandisk Mpod instead.

Mpod by Edmonton Kid January 2, 2008

MPOD 

Moron/Crackpot Post du Jour. A moronic post by some dumbass rightwinger on a blog.

The idiot known as Niceville makes a lot of MPODs on the Drudge Retort.

MPOD by dkia May 19, 2005

mpod001 

You understand that it takes hard work and dedication in order to be good at halo. You show your knowledge of the game by proclaiming that 1v1s mean everything, and you let everyone know that beating an 11 year old is an accomplishment worthy of a week long praise. If you miss a snipe it’s not that you were aiming at the ceiling, but it’s that your opponent is using a lagswitch. Yes, everyone has them, and they only use them when you pull your trigger. But you have one secret weapon...now go grab camo and a mauler and show those scrubs what a real pro is like.

mpod001: Yo I have to show you this video

an innocent gamer: *reads title: worst lag ever* hmm dude I already saw this

mpod: No this is a new one

an innocent gamer: dude wtf this is the 11th one this week. either get a better internet or stop bitching. i played you with no lag. you still suck!

mpod: no scrub i only lost because you were host. also, dude it's not my internet the guy was using a lagswitch

an innocent gamer: do you even know how a fucking lagswitch is made? not every gamer has one you know. many people just play the game right and sometimes you miss. it happens. just for some reason you miss more than your average player.

mpod: no scrub i am going pro watch #1 on my fileshare

an innocent gamer: 4 shot across the map. a 4 shot. yeah ur going pro. *leaves*

mpod001 by OMG Im Dan November 9, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022