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Mousnaking 

This is a variation of gerbling for straight couples. The man goes about the usual preparation of sticking a gerbil up his rectum while the woman puts a snake in her vagina. The two then press their ass and vagina together and let the gerbil and snake fight. This is a very pleasurable act and is socially acceptable.
Dude, did you hear that Jerry and Martha are going to try Mousnaking? Wish I could get a girl to try that with me.
Mousnaking by Xodus989 December 22, 2008
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Mouseking 

What a ratking is to rats, the mouseking is to mice.
There's a huge mouseking living in Lindsay's room.
Mouseking by Dave0UK February 11, 2009
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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