"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
by Re-wired Writer November 16, 2006
Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
by MRFEZ August 7, 2019
The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games
"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..
by Shadownaki April 7, 2022