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A disease created by the united states federal government to promote research in mind control. slated to replace christianity once the catholic church rules that in addition to limbo, heaven no longer exists.
"I have these weird fibers coming out of my lip, and it feels like bugs are crawling under my skin... last night someone broke into my house and stole my CET device. I think i might suffer from Morgellons."
by Thom Lesse August 08, 2006
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Morgellons is the informal name of a self-diagnosed skin condition in which individuals have sores that they believe contain some kind of fibers. The victim develops sores that are the result of compulsive scratching, and the fibers, when analysed, turn out to originate from textiles.
Morgellons is a terrifying disease that's not fully understood.
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