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Upper Moreland Middle School 

A school with many problems. It is very old and pretty much poor, with old lockers and classrooms, paint chipping off the bricks and the canvas falling off the walls. Most students there are sluts, drug/alcohol abusers, and flat or fatass bitches who think they are hot. Most of these students with the help of their teachers will grow up to be prostitutes, teen moms, drug addicts, alcoholics, and in some cases, perverts. Some how this is a blue ribbon school. Also see: Upper Drugland Middle School, Upper Whoreland Middle School
Liv: hey.
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....
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lower moreland high school

about 20% the highschool consists of wealthy jewish/israeli/russian kids that have a never ending supply of money and resources. the other 80% of the kids pretty much just watch the first 20% live amazing lives hoping that there own parents dont get fired by the russians that employ them. this creates enormous jealousy and envy that can be felt through out the school. ;-)

moreland middle school 

Shitty hell hole in which children age 11 to 14 "learn". It is a fairly clean hell hole which only exists in California US. Kms
Moreland Middle School was quite preposterous today.

Upper Moreland High School Football 

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.
John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.

moreland ridge middle school 

a school that lets kids ages 11-14 yrs cuss and do whatever they want when they want to. contains elsa look alike’s, robots, aliens, spongebobs etc. might be the worst place i’ve ever been to. and the bathrooms literally smell like something died. kms.
mom: i enrolled you at moreland ridge middle school today!
me: NO NO PLEASE NO

moreland ridge middle school 

A failed Contraction camp that ended being called moreland ridge, but instead everyone is black
Typical Moreland ridge middle school conversation
Kid: i'm going to Delta woods
Moreland boy: LOL go follow you gator way fag
Kid: Go to the bathroom where the gas chambers used to be located

moreland ridge middle school 

the place where children “learn” and the teachers will kill u if u say the word crap.
“did u just say crap at moreland ridge middle school?! GO TO HELL”