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Mony Mony 

a hit song from the 60s. Billy Idol covered it and took it to #1 in 1987.
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "mony mony" and the crowd chanted "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.
Mony Mony by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2008
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Mony Mony chant

That is a chant people sing between verses of the hit song from the 60s, "Mony Mony". Billy Idol covered the song and took it to #1 in 1987. The chant varies with geography.
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "Mony Mony" and the crowd sang the Canadian Mony Mony chant "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.

Testie-mony 

recalling a story that involves the gonads.
Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident
An aesthetically pleasing,physically fit male. a.k.a A man-pony,
(noun)
monies-plural
monied-pas tense

Comes from the definition of "Pony": referring to an attractive female.

Can be used as a compliment by women in a sexual way or by men in a non-sexual way, but is mainly used as a self title.
"I'm a mony bud."

"Your lookin like a genuine mony today stud."

"Do you think that guy's a mony?....fag"

"Monies know they'll be gettin their dick sucked."

"I'm off gettin monied up at the gym."
mony by kballs April 15, 2009

Ze Mony Makr 

Ze Mony Makr is such a dick! He owned me again!
Ze Mony Makr by sstm January 3, 2009
A place in Perth Scotland, were people hang out, drink, smoke weed.
John - Hey coming to the mony today?
Fred - Yeah man, I got some weed.
John - Solid or Grass?
Fred - Solid
John - You suck!
Fred - What?
John - Solid sucks you fag!
Fred - Your a fag man!
John - Il will fucking kill you!
Fred - Fuck you, you aint getting a pass!
John - I don't care man, I have REAL weed!
mony by Mony dude March 15, 2008
What's up with the long hair?
I have to grow it out for a part in a play.
Doesn't it get in your way during sports?
Yeah, but then I wear it in a mony.
mony by Spottorney June 8, 2011
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