Monstraus 

Anything that is larger or longer than expected.

In conversation:
Girl: I didn't think that wave was going to hit the rocks. It was bigger than I expect.
Boy: I agree, it was monstraus.

or

They were not kidding when they said "it ain't over til the fat lady sings!" She is MONSTRAUS!

big large huge gigantic unexpected long

Monstraus by r@!n3pr3$t0n August 13, 2011

monstrous cock 

Really big dick, cock, or penis

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤

monstrous cock by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monstralia 

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

Monstralia by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

monstrous homogay 

Homogay TO THE EXTREME. Often used of MC Banhammer.

mc banhammer is a monstrous homogay

monstrous homogay by trout is a nigger July 5, 2008

Monstrosity 

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

Monstrosity by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

Monostrous 

(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.

1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.

2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.

Monostrous by Baarakiss March 22, 2009