Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

Monster Moist by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Moister Oyster 

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

Moister Oyster by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Moister Than an Oyster 

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

Moister Than an Oyster by MoistMan April 26, 2015

Moister 

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

Moister by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

Moister Check by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

moister missile 

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

moister missile by Confuzem February 24, 2018