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A person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. Usually they are adorned with a Monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.
Monster Kid: "Wa's goo'?"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"

Ten min later

Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by Navigator of the Sea March 20, 2010
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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