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Munkletron
Munkletron by munkle March 25, 2009
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Monkleteer • Monklet • monklette • monket • monkle • Manklet • mongletard • monkety • monglet • monket balls
Monket
A monket is a alien parasite that infects humans and takes over there body, Monkets are usually overly positive to try to hide there bully like nature, they also are allergic to meat because there planet has no meat and they are made of a plant like substance. If you see a monket or someone who looks like they could be one run hide do anything you can to hide or expose them. Also keep a lookout for Esther Thurgood cause she is the monket Queen.
Run!! its a monket!
monglet
a term for someone who instead of asking google an easily answerable question they ask their friend next to them, making their friend take on the arduous task of googling their simple question.
monglet by meowdefines June 12, 2023
mongletard
mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.
Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard
mongletard by Jack Peters August 7, 2006
mongletard
The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children
Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
mongletard by Jack Peters August 7, 2006
Manklet
When a straight man, other than a surfer, wears something (as an ornament) around the ankle which by definition makes him appear gay.
Pronunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
Function: Noun
Lifeguard: "Everyone staying at this resort has to wear a colored band on their ankle if they're going to use the pool."
Guest: "I don't care what the reason, you won't catch me dead wearning a manklet."
Guest: "I don't care what the reason, you won't catch me dead wearning a manklet."
Manklet by Clark Westfield March 27, 2009
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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