monkeys forehead 

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

monkeys forehead by Quim October 15, 2006

shaving the monkeys forehead 

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

shaving the monkeys forehead by luke110381 February 4, 2008

monkeys foreheid 

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.

"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"

monkeys foreheid by The Bat July 24, 2006

Monkey's Forehead 

A particularly hirsute female pubic region resembling a primate's forehead.

Sue sported a very fine monkey's forehead.

Monkey's Forehead by Dave B October 2, 2003