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Monkey Pouch 

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.
1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"
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money pouch 

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)
money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008

money pouch 

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say "you aint a big dawg unless you got the money pouch" you have to 2 step when saying it. if you have a wallet that is considered a money pouch you always peek it out of your pocket to be flashy.
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money puch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Cricket sounds)
money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008

money pouch 

money pouch
A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008