Minkley 

1. Similar to Ass-Pirate in that it refers to general prodding of your dick in a small/confined space.

2. An average basketball player who played Colligate basketball for a pussy ass team like Leeds.
3. When you push your penis between your legs and try to insert it into your rectum in an attempt to elicit a prolapsed rectum and in a dire attempt to feel alive.
4. Smoking heaters.

- "God, bad asked me to Minkley last night and now I can't sit in a chair."
- " I could have gone pro, but I Minklied around in Leeds and now I suck at sports."
- "I got esophageal cancer from smoking Minkley's for years.
-"My dick got stuck in the pencil sharpener when I tried to Minkley it"

Minkley by ScienceGuy262 January 31, 2015

minkey 

the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.

"You're an ass minkey!"

minkey by Tom S. February 17, 2004

Mickley Dip 

When you insert your balls into a girls vagina, and at the same time, insert your penis into her rectum.

Tom tried the Mickley Dip with laura, but unfortunately it killed her.

Mickley Dip by Jocaus December 9, 2008

Minkler 

1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl

Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler

Minkler by rainday March 11, 2022

Minkle 

Minkle is the same as the c word! Don't watch little lunch kids!

"Oh minkle!" Said Rory as he got sent to the principles office.

Minkle by . .. June 28, 2019

Minkey Kinsella 

Accident Prone

Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!

Minkey Kinsella by MrWolvie September 5, 2012

Minkle 

Someone one who is silly/ has been or someone who is idiotic.

Stop being such a minkle

Minkle by Potato of Immense Minkieness September 29, 2017