Minkley

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1. Similar to Ass-Pirate in that it refers to general prodding of your dick in a small/confined space.

2. An average basketball player who played Colligate basketball for a pussy ass team like Leeds.
3. When you push your penis between your legs and try to insert it into your rectum in an attempt to elicit a prolapsed rectum and in a dire attempt to feel alive.
4. Smoking heaters.

- "God, bad asked me to Minkley last night and now I can't sit in a chair."
- " I could have gone pro, but I Minklied around in Leeds and now I suck at sports."
- "I got esophageal cancer from smoking Minkley's for years.
-"My dick got stuck in the pencil sharpener when I tried to Minkley it"

Minkley by ScienceGuy262 January 31, 2015

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minkey

the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.

"You're an ass minkey!"

minkey by Tom S. February 17, 2004

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Mickley Dip

When you insert your balls into a girls vagina, and at the same time, insert your penis into her rectum.

Tom tried the Mickley Dip with laura, but unfortunately it killed her.

Mickley Dip by Jocaus December 9, 2008

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Minkler

1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl

Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler

Minkler by rainday March 11, 2022

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Minkle

Minkle is the same as the c word! Don't watch little lunch kids!

"Oh minkle!" Said Rory as he got sent to the principles office.

Minkle by . .. June 28, 2019

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Minkey Kinsella

Accident Prone

Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!

Minkey Kinsella by MrWolvie September 5, 2012

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Minkle

Someone one who is silly/ has been or someone who is idiotic.

Stop being such a minkle

Minkle by Potato of Immense Minkieness September 29, 2017

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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