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Minishit 

A mini shithead who nobody likes and will never have any friends because they were a fuckling when they were born and they're still a fuckling now.
"Wow, Caleigh is such a minishit. I can't believe that fuckling. I want to shove her fucking head in the fucking toilet and push down the fucking lever."
Minishit by Kishkapah January 1, 2009
Words you can keep

minishirt 

A 'dress' that is actually supposed to be a shirt. It is usually shorter than a miniskirt and is often worn to the clubs. Alternatively, it is worn during the day in order to elicit attention from males and cat-calls from passing vehicles.
Hey, Tammy? Like, do you think I can wear this shirt as a dress? You know, like, instead of a 'miniskirt' it's a 'minishirt!'

Like, totally cute! Soooo fetch! You go gurrl!
minishirt by psychoticdeer October 10, 2009

Minishing 

A guy with a really small penis fucking a fat girl.
Because Elliot's penis was so small, Fat Lauren was unsatisfied. Therefore, their sex together could be classified as minishing.
Minishing by metsrock62 August 18, 2009

MineShit 

Taking a shit and playing Minecraft at the same time
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"
MineShit by Jandel February 10, 2014

Mindshit 

An action of saying something that is so stupid that you have temporarily broken someone's brain.
What that troll just said was mindshitting.
Mindshit by Bela Talbot March 5, 2011

Minishields 

Minishields is when your friend tells you something that you already seen/know of already. Minishields is something that is dumb obvious and you shall be shamed if you did not realise.

The Victim is left powerless and has to accept his embarrassing defeat.
-"What!! Pornhub premium is free on valentines day."

-"Bro thats so Minishields shut up"
Minishields by Donglord123 May 16, 2020

Monishita 

A petite girl, who loves baking and is adored by everybody for her cuteness!

She is competitive, hardworking and also spends a lot of money on herself and on others!
Monishita and friends were playing in the park.
Monishita by Anne haath away November 23, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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