Milwaukee Mud Flap 

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

Milwaukee Mud Flap by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Milwuakee Mudflap 

After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.

"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"

Milwuakee Mudflap by SirWorcestershire April 5, 2021