When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.
by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
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"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"
by SirWorcestershire April 5, 2021
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