Millard Filmore

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)

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Who the crap was Millard Filmore?

by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008

Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Millard Fillmore

The worst president in U.S. history. The man did absolutely nothing except take over from a guy who died from food poisoning! Why couldn't the 13th president just have been someone like Lewis Cass?

Jimmy: Wow, you're just as irrelevant as Millard Fillmore.

Jake: Shut the fuck up, nerd!

by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015

Millard Fillmore

The hottest man alive, so says Queen Victoria.

Queen Victoria: Millard Fillmore is the most handsome man I have ever seen!

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 June 2, 2024