(Noun: a Mikhail or the Mikhail) Someone who, rather than lying on a lawn chair, would dig a hole in the ground, jump in it, burry himself, dig himself back out and use the pile of earth to build a life-sized sculpture of himself.
Why did Tom show up to the party with wet clothes? He pulled a Mikhail and swam here from up-upriver.
by hsama February 7, 2010
by mikhelle April 14, 2009
Mikhail
(Verb) To subscribe to and practice the geometry that the best distance between two points is the most exciting.
(Verb) To subscribe to and practice the geometry that the best distance between two points is the most exciting.
He Mikhailed into the room. (Instead of entering through the open door, he scaled the side of the house, allyooped over the roof, tumbled into the lawn and front-flipped through the window.)
by hsama February 7, 2010
he is the sexiest man alive. Literally the second coming of Christ times two. He is a slayer of puss
by fakeantono September 26, 2020
The Russian kid that came out of nowhere and you are pretty sure his dad has connections to the mafia.
Mikhail usually spends time watching anime, especially Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Mikhail also enjoys BDSM while he rarely has sex with random Russian women, choking is among one of his favorites along with spanking and whipping.
Mikhail usually spends time watching anime, especially Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Mikhail also enjoys BDSM while he rarely has sex with random Russian women, choking is among one of his favorites along with spanking and whipping.
Dude, have you seen that Mikhail kid? He just appeared out of nowhere!
I thought the new kid was already weird enough, I saw BDSM porn and spanking videos is his search history along with some gay ass anime shit, he must be a Mikhail!
Kid 1: Hey Mikhail, where is your dad?
Mikhail: ...the line at the liquor store is just really long, that's why he isn't here.,
Kid 1: lol faggot!
I thought the new kid was already weird enough, I saw BDSM porn and spanking videos is his search history along with some gay ass anime shit, he must be a Mikhail!
Kid 1: Hey Mikhail, where is your dad?
Mikhail: ...the line at the liquor store is just really long, that's why he isn't here.,
Kid 1: lol faggot!
by MexicanBoi13 January 30, 2019
mikhail best boyfriend every and futuro FINNS HUABAND SO FUCK OFF his amazing cute and his rants are amazing to hear like hearing your fav song and you never wanna stop hearing it and an amazing arties and talated af and ONLY FINNS BOYFRIEND SOOOOO BACKOFF just a reminder hehe and good in bed hehe.
by 25865 April 5, 2022
Russian dude that watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, plays the piano and doesn't eat lunch anywhere but at home. One can never be sure about his sexuality but everyone is attracted to him. He has a lot of female friends but isn't interested in any of them. Mikhail is looks about 5 years older than he actually is but is usually the youngest in the group. In his free time he hangs on discord, plays single-player games or shooters. Mikhail does NOT like Ark: Survival Evolved. Most of his male friends names start with M: Milos, Mateusz or Michael. Also Mikhail seems to pass any test without studying any longer than an hour.
by Tactician123456789 November 23, 2021