When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet
Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."
by Babaquan December 31, 2014
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A man who looses his job due to the Dwight Howard Curse. See definition of Dwight Howard Curse.
Person 1: Damn, Mike Brown lost his job? What?? It's the beginning of the season?
Person 2: Yeah, he got cursed by Dwight Howard. Known as the Dwight Howard Curse. Go look up the definition on urban dictionary, fool.
by Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers November 9, 2012
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To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.
Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.
by Pseudo Decathalon June 17, 2010
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Open task or assignment that is left OPEN or put off for many months or years for no reason.
MIKE BROWN TASK Dated 04/15/2009
Internal Notes: Per customer's request follow-up to see if their ePRO 500 shows in our system. Customer claims they took the ePRO Course when originally presented and received ePRO pin and Certificate however has everything packed away somewhere and cannot locate at this time. I informed customer they will need to present a copy of paid ePRO invoice or copy of certificate and or some sort of proof the course was complted, understood.

MIKE BROWN TASK Open Task Dated:10/29/08:
Received call, spoke to William. Customer offered a suggestion: Suggestion is for us to have the ePRO Directory profile have a "check" box to select if you want to received calls to your cell phone from un-solicited callers. Mentioning if the ePRO graduate puts a "check" in the box it will show their "cell phone" number in red which will all show a small paragraph in red as well warning non-solicited callers that are not intended for the business of Real Estate or applicable business to "Not Call This Cell".
by ThePrincessIC June 16, 2009
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CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(
by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022
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