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Michael Ly 

Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.
Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"

Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."

Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"

Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."

Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"

Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."

Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"

Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."

Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"

Mike: *cries*

Nick: "Cry louder!"

Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
Michael Ly by 1nyro January 24, 2009
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michelly 

michelly is a REALLY smart girl. She's pretty too. she is a very good friend to be with, if you have a michelly in your life, don't let her go. she will be there with you when your in tears or just not doing well. michelly is athletic; a sport she's good at is running. she has a sense of humor and laughs a lot...most of the time she would have different laughs. when she has a crush, its very rare. michelly deserves the world she's soo amazing
person: is that the michelly everyone is talking about? she looks nice.
me: yea that's michelly, glad to be her friend
michelly by zamemnamina October 10, 2018

Michaella 

A name of a very beautiful girl. She doesn't know she is beautiful. Best girlfriend in the world. Often she will find herself unhappy, as she tries to make everyone feel good before herself. She is damn sexy, cute, and sweet. She can be shy at times but is great in bed. Most girls don't get along good with her seeing as they are jealous. She is an amazing person and a very loyal friend. Also, gives the best blow jobs known to man.
"Dude! You're dating Michaella? Nice man."
Michaella by screwtwilight187 February 5, 2010

Michaelyn 

A beautiful, sexy, brilliant girl who is always ready for a debate.

Intelligence like no other.
Loyal to her family.

Successful and real.

Not a follower but a true leader.

Hard working and independent type person.

Just as original as her name.

Analytical to the extreme.

Non materialistic.

A rare gem.
Me: Did you see Michaelyn today?

Friend: Yeah man she's at the library researching for a case, she'll meet us for a drink at 5:00
Michaelyn by hockey-fanatic November 19, 2011

Michaëlle Jean 

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.
Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good
Michaëlle Jean by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Michaella 

A girl with both beauty on the inside and on the outside. She can often be seen with low self-esteem although she is very caring and motherly, especailly to people who are disadvantaged or have special needs.
That girl, she's a right Michaella
Michaella by Pepper Clarke March 2, 2008

Michaella 

Very smart, and cute. Loves to be around boys. Best girlfriend ever, hot and sexy. Every boy wants her.
Boy 1: I want a Michaella!!
Boy 2: I have one!
Michaella by Lollipop16897 March 9, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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