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Michael Jordan Syndrome 

A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;

A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.

B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.

C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.

D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.

E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.

F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."

Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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