Mexican insurance 

No insurance.

That bitch who hit me had Mexican insurance, I'm fucked.

Mexican insurance by Moctezuma's Revenge July 29, 2012

Mexican Insurance 

Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.

I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.

Mexican Insurance by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.

"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."

mexican auto insurance by Aaron K. July 30, 2008