mexican handjob

When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

by Cant Blame the Wang August 15, 2006

Mexican Handjob Roulette

A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug

1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"

by fire dog dog July 21, 2015

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

mexican hand job

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008