Metal Bar

A term used for disguising the fact that you need to relieve bowel stress.

(In a crowded store)
Mom: Come on Jimmy!
Jimmy: Mom! I need to go metal bar!
Mom: (Is glad no one noticed the hidden request to go to the bathroom) OK Jimmy, lets go then.

Metal Bar by 3ry1q35hq35jh1 May 19, 2009

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bar metal

The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar

Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?

bar metal by Kirsten Reich June 22, 2008

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Metal Barbie

Perfection with a twist of metal.
Unusual beauty.

Kat Von De is a Metal Barbie

Metal Barbie by Metal Barbie February 25, 2009

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Barz Meal

2 mcchickens, 3 mcdoubles, 20 Pc McNuggets, 2 hot n spicy mcbickens and a large fries

My regular order from McDonald’s is the Barz Meal which is, 2 mcchickens, 3 mcdoubles, 20 Pc McNuggets, 2 hot n spicy mcbickens and a large fries

Barz Meal by barzorder February 11, 2022

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barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

barbie mental by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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