Metafar

For when a metaphor has been taken so far out of context it no longer makes real sense.

"The elephant in this room has just mated with another elephant and they've had elephant babies and now there are a family of elephants" "dude, you've taken that metafar".

by sidevalvespeedster October 7, 2011

Metaparable

Comparing a situation, large or small, to another situation which follows a similar pattern from start to outcome.

"wow, look at him go, he never even got to meet his father, yet he is doing it the exact same way; if he breaks the record it will definitely be Metaparable"

by Atem Meta March 2, 2017

Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.

Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny

by 🐺 August 26, 2017

Metaforced

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"

I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"

by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

megafart

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.

A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...

by Abasc December 31, 2011

metafag

Someone who blindly follows the so called metagame, or short: meta of an online multiplayer game. Metafags are the whiny types who complain that you take or use a currently unpopular weapon / strategy or character. The annoying thing about this attitude is, that the meta is being developed by high level professional players, and is thus not as significant for casual players who play the game recreationally and just want to have fun and play the game like they please.

While playing overwatch:

Player1: I will play Soldier.
Player2: No! You musst pick McCree Soldier is not in the current meta!
Player1: Dude, don't be a metafag!

by Kampfzwiebal December 30, 2016

Meatfarmer

A very permiscuous homosexual male.

That Raul went home with 4 different men last week! He's a real meatfarmer.

by bart69 February 29, 2008