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The alternate/additional Christmas holiday celebrated at least 6 months before the December holiday, because family/loved ones question whether granny or any other geriatric will live to experience the December holiday.
Martha: " Why is Ted decorating the old folks home's Christmas tree in June?"
Hector: "Ted's banking on half the residents keeling over before December. He's celebrating a Merry Geriatric Christmas!"
by Chili2 January 23, 2017
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