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Memnarch 

Artifact Creature - Wizard Legend
4/5
Owns all.
Ruler and Overlord of Mirrodin.
Has a really big head.
Controls your mind and body and soul and umm everything...
He's damn crazy..i guess when you are a machine and you start to become organic that kind of thing will happen....
®ß¥!! *adds 7 mana to pool*
opponents- oh damns!
*MEMNARCH'd*
pay lots of mana control everything
Memnarch by ®ß¥!! May 10, 2004
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Memnarch 

The insane guardian of the world of Mirrodin. memnarch was a golem who mutilated himself into a monsterous crab-legged robot. He desired to ascend into a planeswalker, and created a giant device that killed everthing on Mirrodin to fuel his accension. He was stopped by Glissa sunseeker, but at the cost of both thier lives. This action restored life to everyone on Mirrodin.
"The spark thinks it needs a tong to be of use to us. Perhaps we shall remove it."
-Memnarch
Memnarch by Ryan Orkutt-Klenard October 28, 2004
First menstruation period for a woman, generally toward the beginning of puberty.
The onset of her early menarche was relegated to a general case of stress.
menarche by misofluffy January 4, 2007
The girls puberty was heralded by her menarche
menarche by Joey January 2, 2004

Menarche Mouth 

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.
1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.
A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
menarche by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

menarchy 

When women in a confined enviroment start their period at the same time.
In a womans prison menarchy can effect the entire cell block.

Female office workers experience menarchy when their periods happen at the same time.

menstrual menstrual cycle menstruation
menarchy by The Alien God May 4, 2010
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