by Left Wing February 5, 2014
A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.
by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005
The act of melting wax to another man's scrotum, in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Usually occurs in a drunken gay experience, in which one member is incredibly horny looking for a hookup.
by Francis Poteppa September 19, 2005
An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.
Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?
by elfantasma January 15, 2009