Melsey

Two friends who are the epitome of all that is great in this world. The Terrible Two. A duo of unnatural strength and beauty. A life long friendship.

Daayyuumm, I have got to get me some of that Melsey!
They are the coolest girls in NV!

by TheCoolestPeriod May 3, 2011

Melsy

To perform a sexual act on another individual on public or group transport (such as a bus, train or plane). Sometimes but not always by a girl named Melissa.

"I fully saw this girl give this guy a Melsy on the train the other day"

or

"We were all so drunk on the way back from the wedding that Mel gave James a full 'Melsy' in front of everyone"

by DJ Japeye January 28, 2019

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

by melsexual October 10, 2014

mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

Merseyside

A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.

Bloke 1: 'Merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.'
Bloke 2: 'Sound.'

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013

messeye

Any issue regarding the eye.

Example 1: I am scared to drive somewhere and get my eyes dilated since I will not be able to drive back because i will have messeye.

Example 2: Ewww... have you see Karina's left eye? Yeah, she has major messeye.

by Lschlong & Aldong December 21, 2008