Melsey
Two friends who are the epitome of all that is great in this world. The Terrible Two. A duo of unnatural strength and beauty. A life long friendship.
Melsey by TheCoolestPeriod May 3, 2011
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Melsy
To perform a sexual act on another individual on public or group transport (such as a bus, train or plane). Sometimes but not always by a girl named Melissa.
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Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel
The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003
melsexual
Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.
mersey trout
a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004
Merseyside
A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.
Merseyside by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013
messeye
Example 1: I am scared to drive somewhere and get my eyes dilated since I will not be able to drive back because i will have messeye.
Example 2: Ewww... have you see Karina's left eye? Yeah, she has major messeye.
Example 2: Ewww... have you see Karina's left eye? Yeah, she has major messeye.
messeye by Lschlong & Aldong December 21, 2008
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