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Mellybeans 

Mellybeans is a popular Canadian phrase for when you've done something wrong when you know you shouldn't have done it

a person, more often than not a female, who is oblivious to any form of humor, whether it be in real life, or through sources such as the internet.
she didnt get the joke, she is such a mellybeans!
Mellybeans by ryan15 July 3, 2009
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butterscotch jellybeans

this is what you tell kids that BJ stands for.
Kid "dad what does BJ stand for?"
Dad "it stands for butterscotch jellybeans"

Jellybeans 

A skating rink located all around the United States.
On friday nights, Jellybeans is infested with the following groups:

1. Scene/Emo kids with multidecorated roller skates who come with their friends and/or romantic interests
2. Chavs who can't skate to save their lives
3. Fat adults who think that rollerskating with teenagers will make them young and skinny again
4. Out-of-place bored kids who go there because the movies are too boring
"Hey, do you want to go to the movies?"

"No way, man. Let's go skate a Jellybeans."
Jellybeans by Nicxolelovesyou February 9, 2008

Jellybeans 

1. Small, sugarcoated candies, mass produced and formed to resemble the shape of a bean.

2. A euphemism for marijuana, ganja, weed, useful for talking about the purchase and/or smoking of it around others or on the phone.
James: Yo nigga, I need the hook up on some errr... jellybeans.
Franklin: What quantity of jellybeans will you be requiring today, G?
James: An eighth should do me... of jellybeans.
Jellybeans by C<>Note March 11, 2009

jellybeans 

tiny pieces of heaven in a bean shape with a delicious sugar coating
i ate some jellybeans today. they were heavenly.
jellybeans by Bethieeeeee January 17, 2008

bellybeans 

Any small individual candies that you eat sitting at the computer late at night one after the other without realizing how many you've eaten.
I had a 5 pound bag of M&M's at the computer last night while playing Second-Life,and before I knew it I ate the whole bag of bellybeans,now I'm gonna be so fat cause they go right to my stomach!
bellybeans by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

jellybeans 

hey bro you got the jellybeans?
yeah dude tonight is going to be legit!
jellybeans by nickman95 March 23, 2011
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