Meiriology 

A spoof off of a real biology class, which only teaches evolution. In this class you watch mainly movies from YouTube about all sorts of topics, not necessarily biology related.

Hey, can you help me with this Biology homework? I'm totally stuck!

No, sorry, I only took Meiriology

Meiriology by Meiriology Freshman GS May 6, 2010

analytical mereology

Mereology says that a structure is not a part.

Analytical mereology implies that time is the only structure.

analytical mereology by metawave October 3, 2020

metrology

1.The study of the metrosexual culture
2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there

If theres one thing I can call myself an expert on its Metrology.

metrology by VonBriggle July 7, 2010

Mercology

Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.

Believers call themselves Mercologist

Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."

Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"

Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"

Mercology by SenPieper May 13, 2022

Metricology

The study of metrics.

Trading cards are a prime example of metricology in action.

Metricology by 0rtho June 24, 2026