Meiriology

A spoof off of a real biology class, which only teaches evolution. In this class you watch mainly movies from YouTube about all sorts of topics, not necessarily biology related.

Hey, can you help me with this Biology homework? I'm totally stuck!

No, sorry, I only took Meiriology

Meiriology by Meiriology Freshman GS May 6, 2010

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analytical mereology

Mereology says that a structure is not a part.

Analytical mereology implies that time is the only structure.

analytical mereology by metawave October 3, 2020

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Meiriology • Mercology • metrology • analytical mereology

metrology

1.The study of the metrosexual culture
2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there

If theres one thing I can call myself an expert on its Metrology.

metrology by VonBriggle July 7, 2010

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Mercology

Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.

Believers call themselves Mercologist

Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."

Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"

Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"

Mercology by SenPieper May 13, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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