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The Legend of Megan Sparks' Ass if a highly controversial, possibly mythical, story about the most amazing ass in human history. Scientists still are not sure if an Ass like this could possibly exist.

The story goes that this Ass is just the right size; not small, but not too large. Each cheek is a perfectly shaped half-moon that hangs off her hips. Also, it is rumored that it feels like a temper-pedic matress.

It is also rumored that if you stare at this ass for more than five seconds, you'll go blind. It's just that mejestic.

Megan can be found in clubs around the world. If you ever see her, make sure to 'accidentally' squeeze her butt (Caution: doing this may become addictive, like crack. It's possible you may never be happy again until you feel her butt one more time).
That's crazy, that girl's ass is some amazing, does she have Megass?
Megass by goober mcfaden October 15, 2006
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megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
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megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.
Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.
megasoreass by harry January 21, 2003
The band famous for the hit song "First Grade Love"
look up "megasex first grade love" on Youtube
Megasex by Xtreme2252 August 13, 2009

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.
I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.
Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015
Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot-car

YOU...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
I...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
WE...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
CHICKS...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS

(show Coop pile-driving a Glorft mech with Megas)

NICE.

(end hard-thrashing rock music
Theme tune exolains it all
Megas XLR by Coop April 8, 2005

megasaurass 

That male dinosaur is fucking another male dinosaur, the one on the bottom is megasaurass.
megasaurass by jimbocan February 10, 2008