A stupid cunt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. She will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man's junk. She lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. She likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumbass. She ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. If you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you'd better run faster than she can because she's a bitch.
The results are in! The President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Committee is....Megan W.!!!

Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.

I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.

Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?

Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.

I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
by Emily and Kristin May 16, 2008
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When you meet a Megan W, You will not only meet the prettiest person in the world, you will meet the kindest person ever. She will always make you laugh, and cares A TON about others. When ur feeling really down, she is the most positive person you could possibly have by your side. She allways thinks about others and never puts herself in front of others. Also she might be the most quiet person you will ever meet.
When you meet a Megan W, You will not only meet the prettiest person in the world, you will meet the kindest person ever. She will always make you laugh, and cares A TON about others. When ur feeling really down, she is the most positive person you could possibly have by your side. She allways thinks about others and never puts herself in front of others. Also she might be the most quiet person you will ever meet.
by Gavin Bullard November 1, 2018
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