A MegaFlush can be performed when competing (in teams) towards getting the most work units done in a distributed computing project.
To perform a MegaFlush one can use processing power to calculate work units months before a competition starts. When the competition begins the work units are submitted and thus count for the competition. This is used to give yourself or your team an unfair advantage.
To perform a MegaFlush one can use processing power to calculate work units months before a competition starts. When the competition begins the work units are submitted and thus count for the competition. This is used to give yourself or your team an unfair advantage.
by Manadar April 11, 2011
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Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.
Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.
1997
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...
2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...
2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.
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Get the megabush mug.The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
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Going on the lash is okay for Friday nights or Saturday nights. But the megalash is for a night to end all nights. Where you pound down full bottles of vodka, where your pres start with shots and beer bongs, and you end up in a gutter by the end of the night.
Going on the lash is okay for Friday nights or Saturday nights. But the megalash is for a night to end all nights. Where you pound down full bottles of vodka, where your pres start with shots and beer bongs, and you end up in a gutter by the end of the night.
by BingoBongoLand November 17, 2017
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by Ben December 31, 2003
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