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Meat Whale 

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”
Meat Whale by Banana & Split April 30, 2022
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Whale Meat 

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."
Whale Meat by DatNigga88 August 24, 2011

chimp whale meat

the toughest of meat that surrounds the plaster board required to infiltrate narnia when camping in in the kodak trenches.
On following my chums to the wardrobe I noticed the chimpwhale meat was out of place

whale meat 

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
whale meat by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024
A fat or obese girl that is just plain old mean. Possibly even abusive
Nate went to the bar but a meanwhale sat on him and made fun of how skinny he was.
meanwhale by The whales February 13, 2019

Meatwholesaler 

A type of prostitute that gives discounts for gangbangs.
Bro did you see that meat wholesaler she the best meat whole saler

Meatwholesaler:Gives discounts on large groups of people fucking him or her
Meatwholesaler by KingOfCommerce January 5, 2020
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