Mean C 

The meanest of the mean. The phrase Mean C was coined by the lord and savior eslo. While eslo has since become a recluse living in the harsh mountains of Canada, his legacy lives on through the angry rantings of Mean C. Even turtle fears this beast for he cannot be tamed by any mortal.

God you guys, I fucking told you to go B with the bomb I'm going to pull a Mean C rip your fucking skull out.

Mean C by ger November 29, 2004

That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal by jet-x June 8, 2009

suck a mean cock 

To orally rock a guys world.

George: Yo Max, I hear Kelly can suck a mean cock!
Max: No shit, I was at her house last night!!!

suck a mean cock by c.dizzle January 10, 2008

i mean come on man

based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.

I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I can not believe you!

i mean come on man by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Mean Chocolate Daddy 

A bowel movement so large and foul, that only the bravest and most experienced of toilets can handle it's violent nature.

Dude, I ate like a four pound steak and a frozen pizza last night. I left such a mean chocolate daddy in the customer bathroom at work.

Mean Chocolate Daddy by scotchwhisky June 22, 2011

Mean Cake 

a phrase used to describe the hatred for people in the lqbtq+ community, as Yung Bcote quotes in his hit single

person 1: hey friend, i’m coming out as gay!
person 2: that’s too bad i’m a mean cake

Mean Cake by deadaccowo April 21, 2023