McKibben

Similar to a dorkster. McKibben is the general term for someone who jacks off in local supermarkets when they think no - one is watching.
Lisa 'what are you doing in that frozen goods section?'
Robert 'I'm having a McKibben.'
by kylelaw84 April 09, 2008
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Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.
Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012
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Archie mckibben

He has a massive penis but he isn’t the smartest and he has got the pengest girl
Person 1: hasn’t archie mckibben got a big dick

Person 2: Yh ik it’s massive

Person 1: he has a massive dick but a bit thick me he is always with the pengest girls.
by Archmck March 18, 2019
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