McKibben

Similar to a dorkster. McKibben is the general term for someone who jacks off in local supermarkets when they think no - one is watching.

Lisa 'what are you doing in that frozen goods section?'
Robert 'I'm having a McKibben.'

by kylelaw84 April 9, 2008

Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.

Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"

by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012

Archie mckibben

He has a massive penis but he isn’t the smartest and he has got the pengest girl

Person 1: hasn’t archie mckibben got a big dick

Person 2: Yh ik it’s massive

Person 1: he has a massive dick but a bit thick me he is always with the pengest girls.

by Archmck March 18, 2019

mckibbon

Little man who enjoys putting facial tan on and dying his hair, ie, anything very gay.Sectarian in nature and enjoys slabbering to women.

You know what you are, you're a fuckin mckibbon. Now give your sister back her knickers and L'Oreal exfoliater, fucksake.

by Harky October 23, 2003

McKibbin's

one of the most famous irish pubs in montreal Canada.

believe it or not, i am aregular McKibbin's irish pub

by Sexydimma December 10, 2016

McKibbin time

Following this form of time means, running late because you think you'll arrive on time, every time if you leave exactly when you're supposed to be there. Unless it's for the airport, then 2/3 hours early is the only acceptable form of McKibbin time.

Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.

"ooft, they're not here yet? After 20 minutes?"
"They're on McKibbin time."

by olimmck September 27, 2022