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Matty McKibben
a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.
Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Matty McKibben by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012
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Archie mckibben
Person 1: hasn’t archie mckibben got a big dick
Person 2: Yh ik it’s massive
Person 1: he has a massive dick but a bit thick me he is always with the pengest girls.
Person 2: Yh ik it’s massive
Person 1: he has a massive dick but a bit thick me he is always with the pengest girls.
Archie mckibben by Archmck March 18, 2019
McKibbin's
McKibbin's by Uncle Dimma December 10, 2016
McKibbin time
Following this form of time means, running late because you think you'll arrive on time, every time if you leave exactly when you're supposed to be there. Unless it's for the airport, then 2/3 hours early is the only acceptable form of McKibbin time.
Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.
Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.
McKibbin time by olimmck September 27, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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