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saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

McFuckhouse 

The distant cousins, aunt, and uncle of the McGangbang

This consists of two McDoubles (any toppings) mashed together without removing any buns so it is Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun-Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun.

This is then followed by two small fries and two apple pies in no specific order and washed down with the drink of your choice.

This adds up to around 1600 calories or so, but is well worth it.

Also, everything is off of the dollar menu!
Jason: Hey you guys, wanna go out for lunch?
Kevin: Ye, let's all get a McFuckhouse and see who finishes their meal faster!
Madi: LOL WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA BE POOPIN AFTER THIS!!!

LATER

Jason: That was a terrible idea Kevin
Kevin: -grumble- -burp-
Madi: LOL I'M NOT POOPIN!!!
McFuckhouse by jackofspadesman October 23, 2011

McFucknuts 

A term some Denver Broncos fans use in referring to Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels.
“I still can’t believe we got stuck with McFucknuts as a head coach!”
McFucknuts by shook6 August 11, 2009

Mcfuckpocket

The act of have sexual intercourse with a hot pocket
Bro, my flesh light just broke, so I had to use a mcfuckpocket
Mcfuckpocket by yoyoyo3757 June 28, 2021

Cunty McFuckoff 

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.
Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks

McFuckFuck 

To have chicken nuggets in or around a dick or vignia.
Your a McFuckFuck
McFuckFuck by Mason Blackbird April 17, 2014
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

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