McEssay

An incredibly boring and mundane college essay. Generally includes lots of pompus language, big words, cliched similies and metaphors, and adresses a trite global topic like world hunger, poverty, or mortality.

Sadly, many English teachers today seem to think that McEssays are the ticket to getting into a good school. They are wrong.

My English teacher didn't like my college essay submission, so I wrote her a McEssay to make her happy.

McEssay by KolaBear September 19, 2008

Messay 

An essay which is so poorly structured and messy, that it can no longer be classified as an essay.

I wrote a messay on the poetry of Patrick Kavanagh.

Messay by PaddyKluivert185 May 5, 2010

messay 

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

messay by DrJonas March 18, 2007

Messay 

He has a solution to everything. Messay is very friendly and has a lot of friends.

Make sure you have a Messay in your party!

Messay by Shebelaw January 30, 2024