McClank

When a somehow large patty is placed on quite seemingly small buns and is oozing with big mac sauce onto your trousers

The other day i got a McClank and was driving home expecting a delicious snack to be soon consumed by my stomach. When out of nowhere the patty was protruding out the sides and leaking grease all over the wrapper. This continued to spread onto my trousers and create the worst stain of my life all do to this notorious McClank!

McClank by Fuckin Hamburglar July 18, 2009

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

John McClane 

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.

n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)

John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008

McClarke 

Getting a blowjob in the stairwell of any institution by a thot

My boi Jerry got McClarked, but they caught him, now he has detention

McClarke by KNEWAVE June 12, 2018

blanky mcblanksalot 

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.

Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.

blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008

McClark

The act of receiving fellatio in a public school stairwell.

My boy here got McClarked during 3rd mod.

McClark by cmraven212 June 27, 2018

McClane 

verb (Ma-klay-ne) - to educate with pain, defeat or just lay a smackdown.

Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.

"Don't make me McClane your ass"

That dude just "McClaned" the shit out of that burger.

McClane by Leon Frey July 5, 2008