May 11

Grab ass day

Walk up to a girl on May 11 and grab they add

by Nae964 April 11, 2019

May 11

Grab tities day.

Boys go wild.
Girls if you wanna get them back grab their dick.

Guy, *grabs girls tits*
Girl, “hey why did you do that”
Guy, “it’s May 11”
Girl, “oh yeah” *grabs guys dick*

by Got em kehd May 11, 2019

May 11

Dat boi is a bloody legend

Wow that guys born on may 11 hes a bloody legend

by May 11 people are the best October 29, 2019

May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021

May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day

Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie

by Anonymous 089 May 10, 2021

May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

May 11

That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.

Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019