Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 6, 2009

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Mattsplaining

When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.

"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."

Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."

"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."

by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020

Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take

I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me

by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025