Matt Splat
When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Matt Splat by matt311311 May 6, 2009
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Matt splat
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018
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Mattsplaining
When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.
"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."
Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."
"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."
Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."
"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."
Mattsplaining by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020
Mattsplain
When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take
Mattsplain by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025
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