mateja

Mateja is a girl that you will never want to let go of because you will love her so much once you have her. Every guy wants a Mateja, and every girl wishes to be a Mateja. She is a popular girl, but she is very humble about it. She is the type of person to care for others way more than herself. She can sometimes be a flirt, but once she finds a guy, she falls hard and is only all about him. She has a great smile and is always showing it (even on her hard days). She is always laughing about the littlest things. She is kind and sweet to everyone. She is good at everything she does. Not to mention, but she is also just so beautiful (inside and out). She is perfect in every way possible without even knowing it.

“Who’s that girl over there?”
“That’s Mateja”
“Oh, that explains why she’s so perfect”

by wyomingluver June 25, 2019

mateja

mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.

Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."

by miss rae is me October 17, 2020

mateja

mateja's a cool kid. but he just reposts too many memes that are the same one. mainly a europian dude

dude 1: "he keeps playing roblox and posting memes!"
dude 2: "bruh.. thats a mateja."

by miss rae is me October 17, 2020

mateja

the is ok

mateja

by walid lover xxx May 14, 2021

Mateja

Mateja is one of the more unique names found in the magical land of Balkan. Often a sadist at heart, he really means no harm and is a caring person. That is until you cross him, then better prepare yours life insurance payment. This mighty fellow wields intellectual power as his main weapon for surviving guerilla lifestyle of Balkan's society jungle. Introverted fellow is hella kinky and has a libido that can rival racing horses on steroids. His main dish are sweet married or divorced cougars that lone for a real touch of love. Tho a lad is rather picky as he only gets interests in female doctors with attributes right on point.

Veljko : Where is Mateja?
Petar : The lad is mending a heart right now?
Veljko : How come? He is only a freshman of medicine!?
Petar : You'll understand once you lose your V card....

Mateja : So Doc' i have a little problem... I am always aroused when i see you (smirks)....
Doctor Biljana : Very funny, now take off your pants and show me where the G spot is located.
Mateja : Your wish is my command, mademoiselle....

by Takumi à la Serb January 10, 2023