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Marshall High School 

One of the many high schools in fair fax county. It's rivals are Madison and McLean. It has a wide variety of ethnicities and kids are poor and rich because it's vienna and pimmit. They think they're really good at sports (they're not)

Most of the male student body is cocky af. Some if them are open about being whores and the other ones try to cover it up by wearing collared shirts, gay ass rolled up pants and sperrys but truth is they just look like all the color came out of their clothes in the laundry.

The girls at marshall try to act all innocent and preppy but they smoke a lot of weed and fuck on the low.

Also people from Marshall think theyre cool now because they're school just got a renovation but who the fuck cares.

Popular sayings include:

"Wanna go to noodles after school? Actually fuck that let's go now and skip English"

"What even is IB? International Boner?"
You go to Marshall High School can we fuck?

No sorry I'm wearing an $80 vineyard vines t-shirt I screamed at my mom to buy me so that means I'm classy and a virgin.
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Marshall High School 

A public high school in Fairfax County which receives probably the least amount of FCPS funding in the AAA Liberty District. This high school is also one of the only ones that doesn't have a crew team, and the nastiest inside... aside from Langley. It has one of the best DECA chapters in Fairfax County, and all of Virginia basically. Sportswise, it's nothing special except the students there excel in Tennis, Swimming, Baseball, and ocasionally Golf. The Lacrosse and Football teams are just plain awful. The school is a mixture of middle, uppermiddle and lowerclass kids. The boundries are really random so there is a huge racial variety. Most of the graduates from Marshall end up going to JMU, Tech, UVA, or GMU.

overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
Marshall high school, meh it could be worse... we could be cokehead warhawks, heroin shooting' saxons, or even plain old boring highlanders!

George C Marshall High school 

The “4th best high school” in Fairfax county/Virginia. Rivals are currently Madison and McLean. Most of the school is devised by the lower/middle class (Pimmit) and the Uppermiddle/UpperClass. Athletes say their sport records are the best, (when in reality is below the percentile.)

In reality this school is ONLY good by name, more than half of the students are narcissist and two faced jackasses. The white kids at the school (not all,) are undertone racist bitches. Not only that, but the boys are also heavily egotistical and pray on those who are weak and bully the shit out of the them. This especially happens when the people who bully are freshmen.

The staff are ignorant and moronic, they also do undertone discrimination. They do not help and they preach “come to us if you need help/support) but when you actually do, you get yelled and screamed at and be told to “work harder,” some teachers target students to, and act like they don’t even want to work at their job like they’re supposed to.

The girls are also heavily Narcissistic (NOT ALL), they act well mature and prepared but in reality they despise everyone in the school for some bullshit reason, they dick ride some rich douchebag boy in order to be seen as popular, they also smoke weed, and they also have sex but not say it as much as the boys. They make fun of you for the SLIGHTEST mistake,, (not all girls, but i’ve seen a lot of them and this also applies to boys too)
“This advisory lessons is all about diversity for the teachers,” *proceeds to discriminate you based on your ethnicity.*

“IB is the best diploma you can get!” (Doesn’t do jackshit.

“you wanna walk around the school and pick on some innocent bystanders for no reason?”

“George C Marshall High School is the best school!” (*proceeds to say the most vile racist shit no human had ever heard*)

John Marshall High School 

A high school in Rochester, Minnesota. Often referred to as the 'ghetto school' because it has more students from middle class families than the other two main high schools in town.
"Hey, so where do you go to school?"
"John Marshall High School."
"Haha! The ghetto school?"
"Yup."

John Marshall Fundamental High School 

A school in Pasadena, CA that has many hot hispanic girls. This school also has many emos and wannabe gangsters.
John Marshall Fundamental High School has many false claimers.

John Marshall Highschool 

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
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