Mark

Mark is a very neat duder, the light of my life, the herp to my derp. Chances are, a mark is very smart, very silly, and is good at everything he tries (superior genetics). He probably has very beautiful brown eyes and blondish hair that is perfect for tousling. Girls want him, guys want him, guys want to be him. In short: a cutie pie with STEROIDS inside

Some guy: Hark! Is that Mark? I thought he was an urban legend!

Other guy: Nope, he's all real... Crazy world we live in

by D6torg November 23, 2021

Mark

Beautiful eyes, beautiful soul. Exudes masculinity with absolutely no effort. You could look at him all day. Become obsessed with what he’s thinking? What he thinks of you. Arms that you just want to wrap around you. But while he was busy fixing everyone else. He forgot to look after himself. Probably needs to be told more often just how amazing he is!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Highly sexually charged female ;

“corr he’s got some thighs on him!!”
Biggest fan;
“Who? Mark?”
Highly sexually charged female;
“Yeah Mark!!!”
Biggest Fan;
“Yeah I know!!! I’m going to fuck him one day. I’m going to love it!!”

by U&me1d October 18, 2022

Mark

Mark is a person who is either both really nice or a huge douche bag.
They can also be extremely bipolar online/in real life.

1: Hey do you know what Mark did?
2: No p1, what did Mark do?
1: He told someone to do bad things online!
2: But he's so nice to me!

by reallyhotman69420 October 17, 2021

Mark

Someone with this name is, by this definition, legally known as a nerd in all countries of the planet recognised as 'Earth'.

Person 1: "What do you think of Mark?"
Person 2: Oh him, he's a total nerd!"

by Kronikal September 26, 2022

Mark

Very cool and cute he is very loving if he know someone named mark husband him

Mark your so cute

by Youngpp11 August 6, 2021

Mark

Very large phallus shaped object

A rhinoceros penis
The greatest time you've ever had

My husband is such a Mark.
Man, that guy is packing a mark.
What a Mark of a night

by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

Mark

Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.

Can you believe Max thinks he has a penis as small as Mark?

by Tiny pp gang November 22, 2021