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eva marie
Often referring to the type of female that will drain you of everything from finances to your soul. They often infiltrate the host (being an unsuspecting Male subject) using tactics such as fabricating horrific life experiences in her past to make you feel sorry for her, allowing her to play the victim.
This often happens in puppy love teen relationships (a guy's first "love").
Once she has fooled you into thinking she's so sweet and innocent, you find out the pale freckled faced girl has been getting raw dogged by Jamal from up the streets Bbc. By then you done put a baby in her. Now she gets 18 years of your money and you will be lucky to ever see the kid. Now you are part of her horrific past in the stories she tells the next lame ducks. Hey, but atleast now it's not you, pity the guy it's not his fault he doesn't know any better.
This often happens in puppy love teen relationships (a guy's first "love").
Once she has fooled you into thinking she's so sweet and innocent, you find out the pale freckled faced girl has been getting raw dogged by Jamal from up the streets Bbc. By then you done put a baby in her. Now she gets 18 years of your money and you will be lucky to ever see the kid. Now you are part of her horrific past in the stories she tells the next lame ducks. Hey, but atleast now it's not you, pity the guy it's not his fault he doesn't know any better.
eva marie by Era Lonely November 27, 2018
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Eva Maria
Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.
eva-maria
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
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